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New Bug! Force anyone to follow you on twitter by DJ Loli
May 10, 2010, 11:07 AM
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Twitter has a bug. This was great. But it seems like they are trying to fix it right now
By writing “ accept [username]” then the [username] immediately starts following you.”

For instance, Conan O’Brien, famous for following ONE person, is now following about 200.
I have attempted to follow Jesus. And have him follow me. But it seems that twitter has reset everyones followers lists to zero. 😦

SO much for attempt to do the right thing.

[via Mashable]



Don’t check your voicemail. Have it text you the message. by DJ Loli

Want your voicemails to text you?

Surprisingly not many of us have figured out how to do this. We all know how the voicemail world is gone RIP. And everyone hates checking them as texting makes life so much easier. Unfortunately in the big world of business many don’t text. Also probably your grandmothers and grandfathers have just figured out how to click ‘Dial’. Here is the solution:

I am sure you have heard of Google Voice. Its a program created by Google (der) that lets you create an alternative phone number with an area code based anywhere you want. When connected to your phone you got yourself a free Mobile Phone service with unlimited texts, Calls etc.

You can have it set up so when a person calls you on your actual mobile phone number and leaves you a voicemail, it will be sent to google voice, then google voice will text you the transcript of what the voice message said

Here is what you need to do to have your voicemails texted to your phone:

1. Create google voice account/Number
www.google.com/voice

2. Activate your google voicemail for you non-Google phone number
http://www.google.com/support/voice/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=165656

3. Turn on email or SMS notification
http://www.google.com/support/voice/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=117529

Voala! Now if anyone leaves you a voicemail it will go directly to Google Voice, then it will transcript it into a text form and will text message it to your phone

Oh! And it also lets you screen the callers by asking them to say their name prior to you committing to answering the phone.

Enjoy!



THE GIRL’S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY — Free Drinks Taste Better by DJ Loli

Hey, kids! Heather here, bringing the residents of Loliland another rule of depravity.

I know you’re all Miss Independent women, women who can buy themselves their own drinks thank-you-very-much, women who will blow half their paycheck on a Missoni scarf or laser hair removal to obtain a perfect, life-long Hitler ‘stache over their gash, but let’s be honest, free drinks just taste better.

Sometimes, a girl just wants to have a quiet drink with a friend alone, and doesn’t want to be bothered by some loser trying to buy her time — but girls, a free drink from a loser is still a free drink. Plus, as I stated in Rule #1, how can you get into trouble if you’re drinking alone?

So the next time you’re about to order yourself a drink at the bar, instead:

Make eye contact with someone at the bar. Sometimes a little eye contact is all the encouragement a guy needs.

Wait until he orders then sidle up right next to him and say “I’ve been trying to get the bartender’s attention all night!” Make sure you do it before the drinks are delivered so he can tack your order onto his.

Sometimes a simple “Buy me a drink” does the trick. Trust me, that one has never failed.

*Extra points you get him to buy you top-shelf liquor.

Ok, so you’ve scored your drink, and now you’ve been cornered by a clinger. A dirty hot guy who is so your T just walked into the bar. How do you lose the loser so you can pounce on 6 feet of man meat?

Just use one of my fave depraved excuses:

“I would totally fuck you but I just had an abortion this morning and I’m still bleeding like crazy!”

Happy hunting!

Read more: http://www.thegirlsguidetodepravity.com/
Follow on Twitter: http://twitter.com/depravedgirl



To all the Female drivers out there by DJ Loli
November 6, 2009, 8:15 PM
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Its pretty funny we have to agree ahah as much as i wanna kick and scream and say FUCK YOU WE CAN DRIVE in reality majority of women cant drive whatsoever. This video is genius.

Enjoy