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New Bug! Force anyone to follow you on twitter by DJ Loli
May 10, 2010, 11:07 AM
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Twitter has a bug. This was great. But it seems like they are trying to fix it right now
By writing “ accept [username]” then the [username] immediately starts following you.”

For instance, Conan O’Brien, famous for following ONE person, is now following about 200.
I have attempted to follow Jesus. And have him follow me. But it seems that twitter has reset everyones followers lists to zero. 😦

SO much for attempt to do the right thing.

[via Mashable]

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Don’t check your voicemail. Have it text you the message. by DJ Loli

Want your voicemails to text you?

Surprisingly not many of us have figured out how to do this. We all know how the voicemail world is gone RIP. And everyone hates checking them as texting makes life so much easier. Unfortunately in the big world of business many don’t text. Also probably your grandmothers and grandfathers have just figured out how to click ‘Dial’. Here is the solution:

I am sure you have heard of Google Voice. Its a program created by Google (der) that lets you create an alternative phone number with an area code based anywhere you want. When connected to your phone you got yourself a free Mobile Phone service with unlimited texts, Calls etc.

You can have it set up so when a person calls you on your actual mobile phone number and leaves you a voicemail, it will be sent to google voice, then google voice will text you the transcript of what the voice message said

Here is what you need to do to have your voicemails texted to your phone:

1. Create google voice account/Number
www.google.com/voice

2. Activate your google voicemail for you non-Google phone number
http://www.google.com/support/voice/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=165656

3. Turn on email or SMS notification
http://www.google.com/support/voice/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=117529

Voala! Now if anyone leaves you a voicemail it will go directly to Google Voice, then it will transcript it into a text form and will text message it to your phone

Oh! And it also lets you screen the callers by asking them to say their name prior to you committing to answering the phone.

Enjoy!



Does Facebook own you and Take your information for the Government Purposes? by DJ Loli




LOLILAND Apparel – Out NOW!!! by DJ Loli

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE ONLINE STORE!

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Which one is your favourite?



How to sell Yourself for OVER 300k by DJ Loli

Its a bit of a  sad picture out here in Hollywood. ‘Glamourous life of actors”. I got a huge shock after i bought a popular Actors Newspaper/Magazine ‘Backstage’. You would assume it would be filled with castings, Exciting stories about people who “MADE IT”, news about actors and celebrities. Three pages into it all you see is a bunch of advertisements.

SELL YOUR EGGS AND PAY YOUR BILLS TODAY!

DONATE YOUR SPERM AND PAY TUITION!

JOIN OUR “GIRLS GIRLS” DANCE CLUB AND PAY YOUR WAY THROUGH COLLEGE!

Yes there was not much information on how to be an actor… lol  So here is a little breakdown on what you can make of selling your inside self 🙂

Selling Your Plasma:

  • Price: About $35 Per Deposit
  • Requirements: Drug Free and Disease Free, Other Restrictions Vary by Facility
  • Pain: Minimal
  • Legalities: None
  • Ease of Sale: Not Too Hard

Selling Your Platelets:

  • Price: About $50 Per Deposit
  • Requirements: Drug Free and Disease Free, Other Restrictions Vary by Facility.
  • Pain: Minimal.
  • Legalities: None.
  • Ease of Sale: Not Too Hard.

Selling Your Hair:

  • Price: $5 to $10 per Ounce, Average of $50 to $100, up to $500.
  • Requirements: Must Be Clean, At Least 10″ in Length
  • Pain: None
  • Legalities: None
  • Ease of Sale: Extremely Easy

Selling Your Kidney:

  • Price: $25,000 is a bargain, can be much higher.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: How Good is the Surgeon/Anesthesiologist?
  • Legalities: Illegal. Punishable by up to $50,000 fine, up to 5 years in prison, or both. (42 U.S.C. § 274e(b))
  • Ease of Sale: Difficult.

Selling Your Sperm:

  • Price: About $75 per Deposit.
  • Requirements: Numerous and extensive.
  • Pain: Actually, this can be alot of fun.
  • Legalities: Kids created with your jizz may come looking to you for child support – or other things.
  • Ease of Sale: Once you pass the screening – easy.

Selling Your Body:

  • Price: Depends on the Trial.
  • Requirements: Depends on the Trial.
  • Pain: Depends on the Trial.
  • Legalities: Depends on the Trial.
  • Ease of Sale: Depends on the Trial.

Selling Parts of Your Liver:

  • Price: Up to $150,000.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: How Good is the Surgeon/Anesthesiologist?
  • Legalities: Illegal. Punishable by up to $50,000 fine, up to 5 years in prison, or both. (42 U.S.C. § 274e(b))
  • Ease of Sale: Difficult.

Selling Your Spleen:

  • Price: No Information.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: How Good is the Surgeon/Anesthesiologist?
  • Legalities: Illegal. Punishable by up to $50,000 fine, up to 5 years in prison, or both. (42 U.S.C. § 274e(b))
  • Ease of Sale: Difficult.

Leasing Out Your Uterus:

  • Price: Sky is the limit. Negotiate for top dollar.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: Child birth is known to be painful.
  • Legalities: Legal, but a competent lawyer should draw up (or review) the contract.
  • Ease of Sale: Easy, but takes marketing and time.

Selling Your Eggs:

  • Price: Starts at $5,000 per cycle, can be more with proven success.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: Cramping, etc.
  • Legalities: Legal, but a competent lawyer should draw up (or review) the contract.
  • Ease of Sale: Easy, but invasive.

Selling a Lung:

  • Price: Up to $150,000. Negotiate for top dollar.
  • Requirements: Restrictions Vary.
  • Pain: Extreme. Ask someone who has had open heart surgery or a thoracotomy.
  • Legalities:Illegal. Punishable by up to $50,000 fine, up to 5 years in prison, or both. (42 U.S.C. § 274e(b))
  • Ease of Sale: Difficult.
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DISCLAMER: This blog and especially this post is created for entertainment purposes for the sake of HUMOR ONLY. I do not condone, advice or suggest to try any of the above in the real life at any time. This blog is hosted on WordPress.com and all comments are welcome ONLY if for entertainment purposes only. No illegal activities are allowed at any time.

I felt I had to write the disclaimer due to receiving a couple dodgy comments. But most or fun and humorous so for now it will stay UN moderated.



Loli shooting for the Cover of SuperModels Unlimited magazine. Along with other stars on the rise by DJ Loli

 

 

 

 

Spanish theme of the photoshoot included rising stars such as:

Loli

Victoria Justice

Karina Smirnoff

Francia Raisa

Hannah Cornett

Kaitlin White

Kaitlin White

Nicole Tubiola

Kaitlyn Bruce

Tammi Chynn

 

 

 

Watch out for the Magazine release soon!

www.supermodelsunlimited.com



I Can’t Live without You! by DJ Loli
August 12, 2008, 7:00 PM
Filed under: Weird | Tags: , , , , , ,

I can’t live without you… I’m Dying yo feel you at night… sweat is dripping down my body. I Want you! I NEED YOU!  Come on you Air Conditioner – work!