The Douchiest Phone Message In History – Dmitri
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December 5, 2008, 8:53 AM
Filed under: music | Tags: Demitri, Dimitri the Lover, Douchebag, Olga, seduction manual, Voice mail
Filed under: music | Tags: Demitri, Dimitri the Lover, Douchebag, Olga, seduction manual, Voice mail
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco , and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.This is making me think i should start recording certain conversations with certain guys. It could make a wonderful Audio Book!LOVE IT!
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Comment by Ed December 5, 2008 @ 9:47 AMThis voicemail is none other than “Dimitri The Lover”, a seduction guru, physician, and performance artist from Toronto. If you go to http://dimitrithelover.com/TRMannouncement.html you can read the latest newsletter from his anti-metrosexual group, the “Toronto Real Men”. Then go to his web site and click on the MEDIA CENTRE and listen to a radio interview where the voice is exactly the same. The guy is hilarious and a total expert with the ladies.
Comment by Randolph December 5, 2008 @ 10:07 AMF’ing hilarious. I love it. “You’re a very elegant woman.” “I don’t date timid women.” “I’m completely single.” “Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.” “I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.” “Maybe you were abused in childhood.” Oh God, it gets worse doesn’t it? WOW!!! “If you’re psychologically normal…” hahahahaha…. wow… thanks for that Loli…. a good way to start the day… I can’t stop laughing
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Comment by Jim Carson December 5, 2008 @ 12:11 PMthis is truly amazing.
Comment by Nerissa Coan January 7, 2009 @ 10:10 AMYou think he’s funny? Try coming to Greece. They all sound like that… but they’re not comedians.
Comment by Anastasia February 1, 2009 @ 3:47 PMChicks love this kinda stuff
Comment by patrick February 8, 2009 @ 9:39 AMHello:
These voicemails are just viral marketing for a Hollywood film. Let me explain. I’m a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world’s only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: TORONTO REAL MEN … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there’s both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet’s philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet’s main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
Comment by Real Man August 28, 2009 @ 10:49 AMI think you guys had better look at this:
http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
Comment by Real Woman September 11, 2009 @ 9:44 AM